Paul Markovich

Title- Assistant GM

Bill Knipe #77

Position- Forward

Real Job- Owns construction company

Years with the Army-25

Nickname- Billy, toolbelt

Strengths- Shooting, circling away from the puck

Weaknesses- skating and any buffet

Quote- "Schumacher quit passing to the other team."

Todd Palmiscno #66

Founder of the Army

Has played 25 years

Position- Defense and spaz

Nickname- Palmo, Todda

Strengths- Physical play and toughness

Weaknesses- Physical play and toughness, Likes to pass to the other team

Quote- "Marto's here for lunch again?"

Kurt Comeau #44

Position- Forward

Years with the Army- 25

Real Job- Electrician and Business owner

Nicknames- Kurty, C-Mo, Woofie

Strengths- Skating and stickhandling

Weaknesses- Scoring on breakaways and passing

Quote- "Mike, watch out for the boards."

Steve Knipe #29

Position- forward

Years with the Army- 13

Nickname- Kniper

Strengths- skating and speed

Weaknesses- running into his own team

Quote- "Bill, I will get you your grinder."

Mike Anderson #20

Position- Doesn't know how to play one

Years with the Army-19

Nickname- The page is PG rated, so none can be listed

Real Job- Cop

Strengths- Running into people

Weaknesses- Too numerous to mention

Quote- "Kurt if you come to EGF you will be tazed!"

Len Boucher #13

Position- forward

Years with the Army- 25

Real Job- No one really knows

Nicknames- Len Wa

Strengths- Stickhandling, Scoring

Weaknesses- Skating, Beer

Quote- "It wasn't me!" As stated at the Green door bar in two
Harbors, after a gross stench filled the room.

Hobbies: swimsuit model

Steve Palmiscno #17

Position- Forward

Years with the Army- 10

Real Job- Handyman, Referee

Nicknames- D1, Palmo

Strengths- Skating, shooting, scoring

Weaknesses- Back checking, defensive play

Quote- "Shut your F***ing Mouth!" "Stop the F#$%ing puck Gilbertson"

Shawn McMillan #12

Position- All of Them

Years with the Army- 18

Nickname- Shawny, Mac, Hugh Heffner

Real Job- Painter

Strengths- skating, shooting, stickhandling, speed

Weaknesses- Scoring on and off the ice

Quote- "Honestly officer I didn't...?"

Chad Swendseid #7

Position- Defense

Years with the Army- 25

Real Job- Super Model

Nicknames- Dog, doggie, Down-right Dirty Ass Dingy Dog,Swenny, Grandpa

Strengths- Shooting the puck

Weaknesses- Finding his own end of the rink, tripping over the blue line.

Quote- "You know when you shit your pants?"

Steve Olson #6

Position- Defense

Years with the Army- 18

Real Job- Sells Red Bull

Nicknames- Ole, Bubla, Koharski

Strengths- Size, Puck Savvy, Creating, Fighting

Weaknesses- Golden Coral, Speed

Quote- "If there isn't 4 defensemen, I'm not playing."

Toby Palmiscno #1

Position- Goalie

Years with the Army- 4 (has been sent to the minors)

Real Job- doesn't have one

Nicknames- Five-hole, Would you eat

Strengths- None

Weaknesses- Any Puck shot on the ice

Quote- "I buy all the appetizers if I let one in past the blueline."

What the coaches say about Toby- "Stop the f*&^ing puck"

Perry Marto #10

Years with the Army- 22

Position- Pencil Pusher

Real Job- Handyman

Nickname- Biggest Pipes in the League

Strengths- Wife's Pepperoni Bread

Weaknesses- Skating, turning and faceoffs

Quote- "My son Jake plays at UND."

Todd Schumacher #19

Position- Defense or Pylon

Years on the Army- 21

Real Job- Science Teacher and Editor of the Red Army News

Nicknames- Schu, Schuie, and Pass to your own team

Strengths- Eating and taking up space in front of the net

Weaknesses- Skating, Passing, Shooting, Grammar

NHL player most like- Bobby Orr

Career stats- Has scored at least one goal in 25 years

Hobbies- Crocheting

What the coaches say about him-" He is an integral part of the team. Especially when he is not there."

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