The Puck Drops Tonight

The Red Army Season is finally here. After months of anticipation, your favorite, overweight hockey team is ready to lace up the blades. Hopefully for some (Marto) for the last season. The Army takes on rumors tonight at 7:15 at the Blue Line Club Arena. Many dignitaries are to be in attendance for tonight's game. Those include: both mayors of GF and EGF, numerous city council members, VP Joe Biden and his guest Sarah Pallin. Pallin will drop the ceremonial opening puck at tonight's game. "I can't wait to see Pallin in person", said an excited Kurt Comeau. "She is the bomb." Though Comeau may think that, we all know that Perry Marto will be taking the opening draw, so Comeau will be nowhere near the former VP candidate. Security will be high so get to the game at least 60 minutes before the drop of the puck. The Army has been told to keep Shawn McMillan away from Pallin oldest daughter. "We know how she falls hockey players and we don't want an interstate incident," said a Pallin spokesperson. McMillan quipped, "I do all my scoring on the ice, she has nothing to worry about!" Call 1-800-REDARMY for the limited tickets available.