It all starts tonight

Unfortunately the Red Army begins the season tonight against Caufiled's at 8:30 at the BLC Arena in Grand Forks. When will these guys give up on playing this stupid game. But here are some prediction for the season

Perry Marto will gain 10 lbs.
Shawn McMillan will have to play on Bill Knipe's line
Bill Knipe will miss the net 345 times this year
Josh Gilbertson will have a save percentage of 12%. Higher than last year.
Lance Norman will get hurt.
Todd Schumacher will score 3 goals
Steve Olson will not see his feet
Steve Palmisnco will pass the puck to Schumacher 4 times during the year
Todd Palmiscno will not get mad all year
Kurt Comeau will get a new hairdo
Steve Knipe will get a day off from work
Mike Anderson will run into everyone on the team at least twice
Len Boucher will wash his stuff 3 times this year
Chad Swendseid will not miss a game this year.