Late one tonight

The Red Army takes on the GFAFB tonight at the Eagles Arena at 9:30 tonight. Obviously the Huff-n-Puff league is trying to make sure the Army has no chance in winning tonight. "Don't they know we are all over 40 and are in bed by this time," said coach Terry "Ten o'clock Pauk" Paukert. "There is no way The Pauk will be there, we are going to have to coach ourselves," said Steve Palmiscno. Lance Norman added, "Like that makes a difference!" Owner Darrel Boucher did protest to the league, but to no avail. So Boucher has taken the matter into his own hands and has rented the Good Sam bus to pickup and drop off the Army players. Boucher in his weekly statement. "I just don't want any of my players falling asleep on the way home. I also have the Ground Round catering food after the game, so Perry can eat before 10:00. I don't want him eating after that time so to lose his girlish figure." There are plenty of tickets to tonight's game. In fact no admission is being charged. The League will pay you to show up for tonight's game.