Army at it Again

The Red Army takes on Kelly's in a match-up of 2 bitter division rivals. Game time is 8:15 at the Gambucci Arena. These teams don't like each other after Kelly's has repeatedly tried to lure Army winger Lance Norman over to their team. The instigators have been Todd Warner and Jade Gilbertson. They figure a couple of beers and they would have him. Warner was overheard during a taped phone conversation to Norman, " Come on Normy, playing for us would be the bomb. We serve good beer at Kelly's, and you can sit next to Gilby." But rumor has it that the Army would give Norman to Kelly's but they can't secure the used puck bag they want for him. In another developing story, Mike Anderson was actually seen getting our of his police car this morning during a minor fender bender in East Grand Forks. He didn't have the taser out, as Kurt Comeau wasn't one to the people in the crash. We are not sure if Mike will be able to play, as it takes a lot of energy to peel your self off the seat of a Crown Vic. So we will have to wait and see. Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets for tonight's game. There are plenty left as the Army fan base is dwindling.