Norman Wins Red Army MVP

In one of the most lopsided votes in Red Army history, Lance Norman was named team MVP for the 2008-2009 season. Norman returned from behind the bench and a 3 year absence to lead the Army to their first winning season in years. "He was the spark that we needed. Not everyone in the league brushes their teeth after every game," said runner-up, Shawn McMillan. McMillan continued, " I just hope I can play on his line next year." Perry Marto quipped, " I was robbed, I'm the true MVP of the team and of this league. I want a trade." GM Kevin Kyle answered, "No one will take him." More awards will be announced next week.