McMillan Signs 15 Year Contract

Army forward, Shawn McMillan, has just been signed to an unprecedented 15 year contract. McMillan will be 57 when his contract expires. "I want to win a championship. I figure it will take 15 years with this club," said a happy McMillan. Details of the contract weren't readily available. But it is known that there are 3 clauses in place. Number 1: He never has to play with Marto. Number 2: Hair Club for Men has become a major team sponsor. Number 3: McMillan will receive 1% of all tickets sold during the season. Last year he would have gotten $.37. GM Kevin Kyle, "We can now build around McMillan. That is if we can get any of these guys to retire. All I now is we are not buying new jersey's, so the replacements will have to have some size."