It doesn't get any bigger than tonight

Not since Tim and Mark Lykken donned the CCCP Jersey has a game had this much meaning. Not only is the game for the trophy, the booth and bragging rights for the year. Tonight's game against El Roco has even more meaning. Tonight's game is a loser leave town match. Tickets for this mammoth tilt are going fast. With the game time at 7:00 (Eagles Arena) a huge crowd is expected. Call 1-800-REDARMY. If the Army loses, Perry Marto will have to leave town and retire from the Red Army. It is the same for the El Roco. If they lose Brian "Baron" Purcell will have to do the same. Strategy is the same on both sides. "Let's lose we will help Marto pack his bags," says Lance Norman. Paul Endres of the El Roco said, "We already have Whalen's Moving and Storage at Baron's house." Neither Baron or Marto were reached for comment. GM of the Army Kevin Kyle, "I think both teams are hoping for a tie so that both can be sent packing. Both of these guys have worn out there welcome in the Huff-n-Puff League." Dave Roach agreed with Kyle. "If I can get rid of Baron I can stay in Mexico for 2 weeks!"