Will the Army Bounce Back

The Red Army is at it again tonight at 8:15 tonight as they take on the Broken Drum at the Gambucci Arena. The will be an uphill battle, as the Army has never defeated the Broken Drum. "We beat Kelly's for the first time 2 weeks ago, so maybe it is our turn," said Todd Palmiscno. "What are you talking about turns, this isn't Park Board hockey, no one has turns. We have to play at a high level to beat anyone in this league," said Coach Terry Paukert. The Army is still without their leading scorer from last year, Shawn McMillan. As you remember, McMillan was inked to a 15 year deal last spring. McMillan had off season shoulder surgery after a freak accident in the Burger king playland. It involved the ball bin, french fry oil and the doublemint twins. That is the only information this reporter could get out of Army GM Kevin Kyle. Kyle in an official statement said, "We stand by McMillan. We understand he did nothing wrong. We also want to say that Tiger Woods was in attendance but did not participate in the ball bin. He was just there to drive McMillan home." Get your tickets at 1-800-REDARMY.