Will the Army ever win again??

The Red Army is trying to figure out what is going wrong. Questions abound as the stretch run for the league title approaches. "I may have to shake the up the lines tonight," said coach Terry Paukert. "With the size of the team, I may have to use a crane to pick up and shake a few of them." The Army takes on the Broken Drum tonight at 8:15 in the Gambucci Arena. This is a team that the Army handled easily earlier this year. "We can't take anything for granted. The last time we played them I was on the injured reserve. I'm usually good for 3 goals for the other team." said a complacent Shawn McMillan. Steve Palmiscno was quick to say, "Who cares about McMillan, he is a cake eater, Gilbertson needs to step it up. And Paukert, when are you going to split up the dog and pony show of Schumacher and Palmiscno. Those two along with Gilbertson are the reason we have lost our last 2 games!" By the looks of early ticket sales, there are plenty left for tonight's tilt. Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets. Remember to bring an ID, as they will be checked at the door for anyone wanting in the arena!!!!!!!