Will the first win be tonight?

The 0-2 Red Army puts it perfect record on the line tonight against the Broken Drum. Game time is 6:30 at the EGFBLC arena. The smaller rink should help the army sustain a forecheck. The Army is having a dismal season producing goals. they are averaging 2 goals a game in the Puff division. All the other teams are averaging 5-6 goals per game. "I think the small rink and fast ice will showcase our talents," said Kurt Comeau. "I know I will skate harder knowing the Mike Anderson has access to a Taser." The rink should also help the aging defensive corps. With a shorter length, it wont take as much force to ice the puck. A strategy the Army has use quite effectively over the past few seasons. Defensmen Steve Olson added, "The way our forwards backcheck, icing the puck is the only way to get it out of the zone. We might even get lucky and the puck will end up on an Army stick. Lord knows if the puck is in our end for more than 15 seconds, it will end up in the net. Gilby sucks." Taking with GM Kevin Kyle, Kyle stated, "Our goal is to win one game. With the athletes we have it is going to be difficult. A panoramic camera, couldn't get the whole team in a picture for our program."