Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Second half begins tonight!

The 3-3-1 Red Army takes on Caulfield Studios tonight at 7:15 at the Grand Forks Blue Line Arena. The Army is coming off one of their most impressive performances in years. An 8-2 thrashing of the Broken Drum. "We Marto back in the lineup last game the first line just clicked," said Steve Palmiscno. "WE need Marto's toughness and play making ability out there." A humble Marto answered, "I just out there to help the team win. My play isn't because my contract is up at the end of the season." GM Kevin Kyle states, "Marto needs to have a big second half, if not, he will be given his mandatory retirement papers." Len Boucher added, "Marto has been retired for the past 5 years." If the Army intends to go anywhere the rest of the season, Josh Gilbertson will have to play better in the nets. His 72% save percentage will have to increase to at least 77% for the Army to finish with an over .500 record for the first time in a decade! "There is no way Gilby can have that many saves. The defense will have to now black 20 shots a game," said a perturbed Chad Swendseid. There are not many tickets left for tonight's game. Call 1-800-REDARMY for the best available.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I vote Marto is given retirement
papers sooner than later....!
Don't know if the ice can support
his rare lateral movements anymore..