Early Update To Get Everyone Fired Up

The Thanksgiving Eve clash of the titans will once again take place tomorrow night. The Red Army and the Buschwackers will renew there heated rivalry. The game is at 7:00 pm at the Gambucci Arena. "This one is for all the marbles," said Wacker Darrin Vatnsdal. "We want the booth at the Roc and the trophy." Bill Knipe shot back, "The booth is ours. We need it because of the sure size of our team. Roche and Baron can sit in the parking lot!" A capacity crowd is expected for the game. The GF parks dept. has brought in 500 extra seats for the game. Ticket sales have reach an all time pregame high of 18. Commissioner Baron said, "We might make money on this game. If we do, Rochee and I can go to Mexico for 2 weeks." The biggest mystery for the Army is who will be in net. Not even the players know that yet. After last weeks goalie no show, Coach Paukert has been looking all over Siberia for someone to tend the pipes. "It has been a long and exhausting week to find a goalie, All I know is the guy I have chosen is much better than last years guy!" The Army will be without veteran Perry Marto. Steve Olson stated, "We actually now have a chance to win the game without Marto." Even Wacker forward, Jerry Lundby agreed, "With Marto out of the lineup, the Army will actually have someone at center that knows what they are doing. We have to back and redraw a game plan." Again tickets are going fast, call 1-800-REDARMY for yours.