Army gets crushed, But SCHUMACHER Scores!

The Red Army lost again last night 10-4 to the Broken Drum to drop to 2-6-1. The Army got goals from Kurt Comeau, Steve Palmiscno, Chad Swendseid, and TODD SCHUMACHER. That's right, Schumacher has extended his streak of at least one goal every year he has played. Mike Anderson said, "I couldn't believe it, he put it where Mamma keeps the the cookies. The Top Shelf." Perry Marto had a different take on the goal. "We will have to listen the Schumacher for the rest of the year. It will be a long rest of the season." Steve "Streak" Olson added, "We can't let him score, we need him to quit. I know if he doesn't score he will feel shame and never play again." Bill Knipe was mad at Steve Palmiscno. "Palmo was the one that passed it to Schumacher. He should have to bring beer the rest of the year for that mistake. " Schumacher humbly answered his critics by saying, "I'm just here to help the team win. Scoring isn't that important to me. I want to see the team do well." Shawn McMillan quipped, "That is a crock of $hit!" Can't wait til next Wednesday! The Army takes on the Bushwckers next Wednesday at 6:45 at the Eagles Arena.