Is the Season Done Yet!!

The hapless Red Army takes on Gerrell's tonight at 8:30 in the Purpur Arena. Not much fanfare for this game. Ticket sales have ceased and free admission will be honored for the game tonight. The Army is desperately seeking the end of another dismal year. "We don't care if Schumacher scores this year," said Kurt Comeau. Wade Anderson chimed in, "We suck!" Remember Anderson was brought in to replace the retired Shawn McMillan. Anderson was lighting up the ECHL when he got the call up. Everyone in the league thought he would be the next great scorer. Well in true Army fasion, he is a bust. "I can't believe he was compared to me," said director of player personal, McMillan. "Norman would be a better comparison!" If this reporter doesn't throw up after watching the Army tonight, there will be an update tomorrow!