Army resumes, results are the same!

The Red Army returned to action last night against Acme. A "big" surprise is the Army got beat 6-1. The Army did take the lead early in the first when Kurt Comeau put a shot where grandma keeps the cookies. That was the only highlight the Army had all night. "At least the beer was cold after the game," said Shawn McMillan. Coach Paukert had a close door meeting after the game. Rumor has it that his outburst of four letter words was worse than Mike Yeo of the Wild. "We had to have a little attitude adjustment. We will play better next time," said a disappointed Paukert. The Army will try to pick up there first win next week against BBI. Game time is at 7:15 at the ICON sports center. "At least we get to play in a nice rink," said Lance Norman.