World War Three: USSR vs GFAFB

The biggest question of the night is will the Red Army wave the Soviet Flag before tonight's game against the Grand Forks Air Force Base. Security is on high alert as the Army is expected to put the crowd into a frenzy as they wave the communist flag. "The crowd may go a little psycho, but when they see us play, they will start to laugh," said coach Terry Paukert. The Army is hoping to climb within one game of the .500 mark before the holiday break. "We are a little worried if we lose tonight, the holiday buffets will take a toll on the Army," said a worried GM Kevin Kyle. Kyle continued, " I know these guys are finely tuned athletes, but they are human. If they see a tray of Bon-Bons they could easily devour the whole plate." Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets.