Not only terrible hockey but horrible reporting.

The previous report of the Army loss was erroneously reported as 6-2. The actual score was 5-2. The Red Army had great jump last night, again out shooting their opponent 48-12. Coach Paukert was asked about the goaltending situation again saying “If I had an empty Coke bottle I would have put that between the pipes. Josh Gilbertson may have had his worst night yet. Again he is handling the puck way too much. This time even shooting the puck off an opponent’s body and into his own net. We are considering putting Anderson back in the net. Well not really.” The lone bright spot in last nights game was the pleasant absence of Todd Schumacher, though McMillan did his best to replicate passing to the other team. Also missing were Ole, Norman, and Marto – nobody complained. The locker room atmosphere after the game was rather somber, as not even Steve Palmo had anything to say to Gilby. It seems this once mighty team has given up. It appears even Schumacher continuous streak of scoring at least 1 goal every year is in serious jeopardy.