Loser Leave Town Match, Kinda

Tonight is a marquee match-up in the Huff-n-Puff League. The Red Army takes on the El Roco Buschwackers. The game is sold out. The puck drops at 6:45 at the Eagles Arena. The game will be televised on ESPN Classic. Both teams have struggled of late, but you can throw the records right out the window when these two teams tangle. The bad blood is really boiling. Rumor has it that there has been a huge wager placed on the game. Brian "Baron" Purcell and Kevin Kyle have something in the works. Chris Mortenson of ESPN is reporting that if the Red Army wins, Baron must retire on the spot. If the Wackers win, Kevin Kyle must suit up on more time! Paul Endres of the Wackers said, "Hell, if that is all it takes to get Baron to retire, we will throw the game. I think the Army would love to see Kyle TRY to play again." Steve Palmiscno said, "They can try to throw the game, but remember we have Gilby in the net. He can score on himself." The game proves to be the best game of the week. The amount of press passes given out is surpassing what the Super Bowl has done. The biggest news on the day is that everyone on the ice will be safe. Mike Anderson will not be at the game, so there shouldn't be any massive collision on the ice. Said Kieth Anderson, "That is perfect, I can skate around with my head down and fell safe!"