Army hopes to improve on tie

The Red Army was totally dominated last week, but still managed a tie 4-4 against Acme. Tonight's game will be just as difficult as they take on the GFAFB at 8:00 at the Eagles Arena. Plenty of seats are available for tonight's game. There has been one pre-sale ticket. It seems that Fireman Ed of NY Jets fame, is coming to see if he can revive the Army's lowly existence. "Plain and simple we just suck right now," said Shawn Mcmillan. "I never thought I would say this, but I think we need Gilby back." Kurt Comeau added, "When Gilby was around we had someone to dislike and it made us play better. We need Steve Palmoscno to play pissed off, not like Lady Bing!" It is also rumored that Coach Terry Paukert may be on the hot seat. Ownership is looking to bring in Andy Reid when he gets fired in a couple of weeks. A top official with the Army said," We know Reid can coach offense and that is what we need. We won't put him in charge of the defense. Maybe The Pauk can just handle this duty. Tickets are free for tonight's game. Just show up, no calling needed. The 3 fans that show will have no problem finding a seat!