8:30 game time, too late for McMillan

The Red Army faces off against Acme tonight at 8:30 at the Purpur Arena. The Army will be without Shawn McMillan. McMillan has been hired to do some touch up work on the Mona Lisa. He was flown to Paris on Monday for this delicate job. Steve Olson said, "McMillan and delicate in the same sentence; it just doesn't sound right." The biggest question the Army faces is: Will they win game #3 on the season. "Hell No," said a disappointed Coach Paukert. "Unless we find a way to score some goals. Two wins will all we will have. None of the players disputed what the coach said. PLENTY of tickets available for tonight's game. Free Puke buckets will be given out to everyone in attendance. With the Way the Army plays, all in attendance will throw up!