Tonight, the long awaited move has finally been made to stop the bleeding. Coach Terry Paukert has inserted himself into the lineup to rectify the defensive stymie this team has been in for the past 3 seasons. “It was an obvious move to make replace the weakest link at the blue line. Schumacher is more concerned with keeping his personal goal streak alive than his other streak of averaging -4 per game, with 2 direct assists to the other team!” The addition of Pauk is sure to intimidate the rest of the league. Once feared as the longest reach in the league, this lineup can only improve with this move. “This may not be the last move we make. This team should start to recognize anyone is a blink away from having the “Coach wants to see you” notice in there stall. Added Paukert: “If this move doesn’t shake things up, I will personally keep replacing personnel until we find the lineup that works. I may end up playing Goalie next week. Wake up Gilbertson stand up and make the ****ing save!” Game time is 6:00 at the Blueline Club vs Caufields.