Can the Army get back on Track

The Red Army takes on ACME tonight at 8:30 at the Purpur Arena. The league has begun flex scheduling like the NFL. Though the Huff-n-Puff league is doing the scheduling opposite of what the NFL does. The NFL puts the "so-called" better games on a later time. The Huff-n-Puff is putting the "so-called" crap games on late. League commissioner Brian Purcell stated, "The whole league is crap, but the Army has only one win so they play late. If the win tonight, we can move them to an earlier spot. But the way they are going their next game will be played at midnight." "Maybe Gilby will play better at that time, because he is awful any other time," said a mifffed Steve Palmiscno. For the Army to come out with a victory they will have to score 5 goals. Right now they couldn't put in in the ocean from a small boat. Hopefully the secret practices they have had all week will help. Coach Terry Paukert wouldn't say what happened at the practices, where they were and the time. When asked Paukert only said, "No comment." His best quote all season.