Army Defeats Danish National Team

The Red Army took on the Danish National Team last night at University Park and won 6-5. Matt Palmisnco took the win in net for the Army. This gives the Army a two game winning streak. Who cares if it was just an exhibition. These guys need all the help they can get. Due to the cultural differences between the two teams there were no post game interviews. But this reporter knows the reason the Army won was: No Marto, No Anderson, No Olson, No Gilby and No Sweeny! More next week!