Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Army to Play in Ice Box tonight

The Red Army puts its 2 game winning streak on the line tonight against Kelly's. Game time is 7:45 at the EGF Blue Line Arena. "We are not happy about playing a big game like this in the smallest arena. Our Legion of fans can''t get enough tickets," said Perry Marto. Todd Palmiscno chimed in, "Look at the size of us. We don't fit in the locker room. Baron needs to have his head examined." Luckily for Baron, Steve Olson is still on rehab assignment. But Olson was able to make comment via conference call. "Baron is lucky I'm not there. I would take care of him like I took care of the league when I played in Portage. You don't think I got this pretty face from wearing a mask." The biggest question for the Army is will there defensmen play well. "Our defensemen have dominated the last 2 games. Lance Norman has been incredible. If these guys lead us again. We can beat Kelly's," said a confident coach Paukert. Though Steve Palmiscno added, "Remember we have Gilby, so the Pauk can throw that theory out." The game is sold out tonight. Scalpers are selling tickets for $.25, hopefully you can hook up with some!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This just in! Mike Markovich has been signed to a one day contract. Markovich will debut on March 14. And yes Perry, he has beer!

Anonymous said...

Marto Who!

Anonymous said...

Jake Marto