Can the Army stop the bleeding

The Red Army has lost 4 in a row and their sights on winning another are looking dim. Tonight's game is against the GFAFB Warriors at 7:15 at the Grand Forks Blue Line Arena. Any hope of salvaging the season comes down to winning tonight. "I think we have a good chance, because we won't have Anderson or Schumacher in the line-up," said Steve Knipe. Anderson is nursing a season ending taser injury and Schumacher is out with a mysterious illness. GM Kevin Kyle states, "Anderson was trying to shoot Comeau with the taser and accidentally shot himself. Glad to know he is protecting the East Side and not the west side. Schumacher has been to many specialist and they can't figure out what is wrong. All I know is he isn't sick from being overworked!" Steve Olson is still on assignment with Red Army Fargo farm team. "Oly is the only defenseman that can create. I don't know why Kyle still has him in Fargo. He is the only reason we can win a game," said a anonymous Army player. Kyle fired back, "He may be able to create, but with Gilby in the net he has to work harder in the D-zone. He is in Fargo working on that part of his game." "We could have 5 defenseman out their all standing in front of the nest blocking shot and everyone that got through would end up in the net. Remember we have Gilby," said Steve Palmiscno. Plenty of tickets remain for tonight's game. All tickets are 50% off. Call 1-800-REDARMY for the best available seat.