Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Finally the last game
The Red Army takes on the hated Buschwackers tonight at 6:00pm at the Purpur Arena. The Army seems to be very loose going into the game. The 4-9-3 Army seem to not care of the results. Army winger Len Boucher said, "We need to install another rule for the Huff-n-Puff league. If the snow is gone before the season is over, than the season is done!" The Army players all cheered with Boucher's statement. The short handed Army will be without one of its hottest players, Todd Schumacher. Schumacher has a 5 game point streak. Collecting 3 goals and 8 assists. Schumacher is going with Marilyn Haggerty to Italy on the cruise. He is on a fact finding mission to see if the food is good enough for the Army. The Italian government wants the Army to come there next year for a 2 week exhibition tour. "If there pepperoni bread isn't as good as Pricilla Marto's, we ain't going," said Bill Knipe. Knipe Continued, "This is the most important mission ever in Schumacher's life. He better not screw it up." Please show up for the game. No tickets needed to watch these old men. Kurt Comeau will be the special reporter for tomorrow's report. Only 8 months until opening day.
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5 comments:
Is the old softtee Marto going to show or is he waiting at the beet plant to smuggle comeau out!
I am glad schue understands the importance of his trip to italy.
Mrs. Marto's bread is a national
treasure..bk
I just hope McMillan doesn't have painters arm. It is the first time in a while he has had to work 5 days a week! i hope Marto gets Comeau. maybe he will get caught in the cross fire of Anderson's tazer!19
I heard macs painter arm was cause
by carrying a super size flying J coffee mug around all week
That's more work than Bill and Marto combined!
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