From Guest Writer #12

Last game of the year, same result. Matt Palmo scored 2, Steve Palmo scored 1 (should of had 5), and The Dirty Ass Dog had 1 with McMillan adding 4 assists as The Army dropped the finale 7-4. We're not counting Baron's goal with 2 seconds left as no one was even trying. Gilby had 5 (maybe more) saves on the night. He finally had no give aways on his "dump ups". "Maybe this is a sign of things to come with him." said Matt Palmo. "He still sucks" said Steve Palmo. "We could have used Schumacher's offense tonight but I guess he had something more important to do." said an upset Steve Knipe. "Show a movie with Leonard Nimoy for awhile and call it a night" said McMillan. "That's science". Travis Lockwood chimed in for Baron's, "Those guys are a bunch of cupcakes. I had my way with ...them all night... and I'm from South Dakota." That upset the Army locker room as Matt Palmo went across the hall to have a "talk" with him but he had already left. " A little too late for that." said Bill Knipe. "Where was that all season?" Coach Paukert was again scratching his head wondering what the hell to do. "I go over film but when you have no talent, no brains, and no desire, what do you do? There will be a lot of changes this off season. Next year will be different." "Probably not" said Kurt Comeau. " As long as I'm getting paid, who the hell cares". "GETTIN' PAID BITCH!" said Todd Palmo. Tonights paid attendence was 2 but after further examination, Bob and Brenden McMillan slipped in through the back door. End of the year banquet will be coming soon with a charity golf tournament to follow. If you think The Army is bad at hockey, watch this fiasco! Follow the post as we'll keep you posted. Thanks for sharing this dismal season with us. We hope to be better next year. Riiiight.