2013-14 Finale

The End of another Huff-n-Puff season is upon us. The Red Army plays Gerrelle's at 7:00 at the GRBLC Arena. The Army is coming of a surprise win over Acme 5-3. The team is now jockeying for position in the upcoming draft. GM Kevin Kyle says, "We need a win tonight. We don't want the number one pick in the draft. Our luck hasn't been good with that pick." The Army's recent number one picks are Toby Palmiscno, Josh Gilbertson, Eric Melland and Wade Anderson. "We need to find a diamond in the rough, like "Pucks and Sticks" Chad Hanson," said Coach Terry Paukert. Hanson was a 6th round pick and flourished in the Army system. The only other drama for tonight's game is will Todd Schumacher extend his goal scoring streak. Schumacher has scored a goal every year in his illustrious career. Schumacher with no goals on the season must score tonight or he will be shamed for the rest of his career. Kurt Comeau on Schumacher's chances, "No friggin way does he score. He has been set up many times over the last 3 weeks and can't put it in the ocean from a small boat." Perry Marto chimed in, "Even Norman has scored this year, so if Schumacher doesn't, he really sucks!" Schumacher replied, "Not to worry. I have come down to the last game a couple of times and have scored 2 goals each game. I think 3 will be my goal tonight!" Len Boucher quipped, "Is he already drunk!" Call 1-800-REDARMY for the best available seats!