No Goal for Schumacher

The Red Army was Drubbed last night 8-3 to Gerrell's. The Army played very uninspired hockey. "It looked like everyone was just trying to score and not play any defense," said coach Terry Paukert. The was proven by Matt Palmiscno being on the ice for 7 goals against. "Matt is a cupcake!" said father Steve Palmiscno. The capacity crowd of 4 was waiting to see if Todd Schumacher was going to keep his goal scoring streak. The 28 year streak is over. Schumacher failed to score after being constantly feed in the game. Schumacher has 15 shots on net and couldn't score. "I had my chances, but it just wasn't my year. I guess by not scoring, I have to play another year!" Perry Marto , who was injured carrying a tool belt yesterday and didn't play said, "It wasn't his year. How about it hasn't been his year for the last 12." Bill Knipe answered Marto, "Well at least he played tonight. Marto is a cupcake too! I wear a tool belt with pride and I don't get hurt!" Post season awards will be announced soon.