Army-El Roco round 2

The Red Army is still looking for the first win of the year vs their arch rival El Roco. Tonight's game is at 7:00 at the Gambucci Arena. A capacity crowd of 13,000 is expected tonight as free beer will be given to the first 5000 fans at the game and the rest of the crowd will be given a free taser. All compliments of Brian Purcell and Dave Roche. Purcell said, "We just want the thank the fans for all they do for this league. We are also giving the Army 4 cases of beer tonight. Hopefully they will drink it before the game so we have a better chance." "The more beer we drink the better we get," said a confident Coach Terry Paukert. Todd Palmiscno added, "Lenny Boucher and beer, it is a lethal combination. He is the best when he has had a few. Just remember Silver Bay." The Army is 0-4-2 on the season and the way they have played this year, this reporter thinks there is no way the Army will win tonight. It will take a Tretiak effort by Josh Gilbertson for the Army to have a chance. "That ain't going to happen," said Steve Palmiscno. "He is only good for bringing beef sticks to the game." Rumor has it that GM Kevin Kyle has set a bounty on Dennis Flaagen. Kyle was overheard saying, Flaagen has been a pain in my side for 20 years. I want him taken out, plain and simple. Two rolls of tape should be enough for a bounty."