This is the end

The Red Army finally plays their last game of this dismal season as they face off against their arch rival El Roco. The game is being played at the Purpur Arena at 7:15. "We should have been done last week, if it wasn't for UND and making us skip a week. It is all Baron's fault and we are going to take it out on him," said an upset Lance Norman. "We are putting a bounty on Baron. Our owner Darrell Boucher is putting up a case of beer for anyone who takes him out," quipped Lenny Boucher. "Can we take him out and get the beer," answered Baron teammate, Dave Roach. Roach continued, "We could use the beer." The bounty is overshadowing the Schumacher watch. Todd Schumacher has scored a goal in every season of the Huff-n-Puff league that started over 25 years ago. With no goals on the season so far is Schumacher worried. "Not at all," said a confident Schumacher. "Two season's ago I waited until the last game and notched two in the twine. Who says I can't do it again this year." "We do," said the rest of the Army team. Perry Marto continued. "Schumacher is old and decrepit. He couldn't break a pane of glass with his shot." Get your tickets at 1-800-REDARMY for the season finale. Bring your own puke bag!