Season Opener

The Red Army starts a new season tonight with questions abound. The Army takes on OOB tonight at 7pm at the Gambucci Arena. "Who the hell is OOB," pondered Steve Olson. The questions that need to be answered are these. How will the Army do after the surprise retirement of Shawn McMillan. How will his replacement, Wade Anderson do? Will coach Paukert split up the defensive pairing of Todd Palmiscno and Todd Schumacher. Will Perry Marto get his weight back to 195. Will Steve Olson ever see his feet again. Will Bill Knipe back check. Will Lenny Boucher wash his uniform? Will Chad Swendseid find his own zone? How many saves will Eric Melland have. "Zero," said Steve Palmiscno. These are just a few of the questions that the Army needs to answer. This reporter knows that it doesn't matter. The Army will most likely go 4-14-2 on the season. So why try to answer. Come and watch and laugh your ass off at these old guys. You will fins out that your day can't be that bad!