Army wins last game!

In front of a sold out Gambucci Arena of 52 people the Red Army Franchise defeated the Buschwackers 4-1 to close out a glorious career of really bad hockey. The Army got goal from Lance Norman, Chad Swendseid, Mike Anderson and Steve Knipe. So the trivia answer is Steve Knipe. He scored the last goal for the Army. The Army had a full 3 lines. Terry Paukert, Perry Marto and Chad Hanson all suited up. Chad came from the Fargo area to play for the first time in 20-some years. STARS OF THE GAME: 5th Star- Mike Mckay- Never played a game for the Army, but sent a 30-pack of Busch Light for the Army's game. Good old Central Redskin that always wanted to play a game for the Army. 4th Star- The Pauk- The 60-something guy can still do it. He had the toe drag going hard. 3rd Star- Chad Hanson- Had to borrow equipment to play. Thought of only playing a few shifts but never skipped a shift. And only fell 4 or 5 times! 2nd Star- Kurt Comeau- If you were in the locker room you know why! 1st Star- The BOUCHER FAMILY- The Army is so glad that all you you were there. It was a very special night. We all miss Len. The Army hopes that night helped in healing. Lenny was one of a kind and was the RED ARMY. Thanks for being there!

Last Game tonight!

The biggest game of the Red Army franchise begins at 7:00. Tonight's victim is the Buschwacker. The game is being played at the SOLD OUT Gambucci Arena. Standing room only seats will be on sale 1 hour before the game. Perry Marto, injured most of the year with a hangnail is expected to play tonight. Coach Terry Paukert will be in the lineup playing along side his old partner Todd Schumahcer. Paukert said, "How the hell did I draw the small straw. I quit so I didn't have to play with Schumacher." Sam Schumacher, son of Todd agreed. "My Dad sucks, I'm better than him." The biggest returner is Chad "Pucks-n-Sticks" Hanson. "I just hope I finish 2 shifts without hurting my self," said a reluctant Hanson. What other surprises will you see tonight. Many other former players and coaches are to be at tonight's game. The promotion tonight is if Matt "cupcake" Palmiscno scores, every fan will get a dozen cupcakes as they leave. GM Kevin Kyle said about tonight's game, "When did the army decide to fold. I have 6 new players ready to come in next year." There are still locker room passes available. Please bring your own barf bag! Much more tomorrow!

Big Game

For immediate media release. The Red Army game on Wednesday vs the Buschwackers will be televised on ESPN 14. The game is at the Gambucci Arena at 7:00. Call you local cable and satellite provider to find out what channel it is on. Tickets for this mammoth tilt are going fast. Less than 100 remain. Call 1-800-REDARMY for best available. Special locker room tickets are available to visit with the team after the game. Just make sure you don't eat. Because when these guys take of their shirts, you will throw up!

Army gets doubled up

The Red Army couldn't come away with a victory last night against Caulfield's 6-3. "It was a tough game to play in as Baron didn't have an official scheduled for the game," said Lance Norman (who actually showed up for the first time since January). Coach Terry Paukert said, "According to league bylaws, when an official isn't scheduled, the league president has to provide a 30-pack of Busch light to both teams!" The highlight of the night was, Cupcake Matt Palmiscno scored. Notching his first goal in 6 weeks. Also staying hot is Todd Schumacher. Schumacher scored for the second straight week. Schumacher said, "I'm just felling it right now. I think this hot streak will help me get a job in the announcing booth next to Scott Koberinski!" The Army takes on the Buschwackers night Wednesday at 7:00 at the Gambucci Arena. The Army invites all former players and the throngs of fans to come out a watch the Army in their swan song. There will be beverages!

Another late game tonight

The late night games continue again tonight. The Army has to play at 8:30 against Caulfield's at the Judd Arena. The Army has played past 8:00 the last month. "Paukert can barely stay awake during our games. He use to be 10:00 Puak, but as he has aged, he is 9:00 Pauk," said Perry Marto. The Pauk answered. "I think Baron is trying to wear us out before our finally next week when we play the Buschwackers?" With 2 games left in the Army career, we invite any former players to come and play. Our game next week will be a 7:00 most likely at the Gambucci Arena. Even if you don't want to play, come and have a beverage and BS with the current players.

SCHUMACHER scores in 6-3 loss!

The Red Army couldn't battle their way out of an early 3-1 hole after one period. Falling to Acme 6-3. The Army had it to 5-3 after 2. Todd Schumacher, yes Todd Schumacher, scored to make it 5-3 late in the second. It was Schumacher's first goal in two years. "I put it where mama keeps the cookies, the top shelf. Finally Steve Palmiscno put a pass on my stick," said Schumacher. Palmiscno added, "I have feed him like a baby for more than a year. it took about 100 passes for him to hit one solid. He does have a better shooting percentage than both Marto and Norman." The Army has 2 games left in their storied career. "If Schumacher hadn't scored this year, we would have made him play another," said Mike Anderson. Last game is March 18. Game time is most likely at 7:00. Not sure of the arena yet. Remember if you have played or coached for the Army please stop by and throw the pads on!

3 to go

Huge game tonight when the Red Army takes on Acme at 8:15 at the GFBLC. The Army is finding a home at this place. Going 1-1 in the last 2 games there. With 3 weeks left in the season (and career) can the Army pick up one more win. "I think we have a good chance tonight," said coach Terry Paukert. "We bench cupcake Matt Palmiscno. We sent him on a bus with a bunch of high school students to toughen him up." Steve Palmiscno chimed in, "I would think a couple of freshman girls will beat the pulp out of him!" Bill Knipe has said that the appetizer have already been order for after the game. "That is a true MVP," said Kurt Comeau!