Army vs Wackers, Bigger than Sioux vs Gophers

Tonight is the night that people have waited for 364 days. The Thanksgiving Eve showdown between the Red Army and the El Roco Buschwackers. The game is an official sellout with less than 100 SRO seats left. The Eagles Arena will be rocking when the puck drops at 7:00. Both teams locked out the media and refused to talk to the media. Neither team wanted bulletin board material. The Army still isn't sure if Perry Marto will play tonight. Every Army fan is hoping he is still hurt. The other question surrounding the Army is, will Lance Norman show up. After scoring in his first game back, Norman was absent from last weeks game. No one knew where he was. This reporter has learned that Norman was suspended for one game by the Huff-n-Puff league for streaking down DeMers ave on November 22. More on this later. The Buschwackers say they will have 45 guys dress for tonight's game. It may take that many to defeat the Army. Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets.