Army Takes "A" Game To The Ralph

The Red Army takes on Caufield's tonight at 6:15 at The Ralph. This is the last time to see the Army in 2008, as the Huff-n-Puff League will be taking the next two weeks off for the holiday. The Army also needs the time to take off any weight it gains during the holiday season. With the game being moved to the 11,000 seat Ralph Englestad Arena, amazingly their are tickets still available, around 10,986. Call 1-800-REDARMY for yours. The Army is in the midst of a four game losing streak. At 1-4 the Army is looking for any positives going into the break. Owner, Darrell Boucher, has closed all practices and put a gag order on all players and coaches for tonight's game. Boucher said, "I'm sick off our players giving the other team bulletin board material. Just shut up and play. We don't need to be like T.O. or Stephon Marbury. I pay my guys to play!" GM Kevin Kyle added, "If Lance Norman doesn't start producing, he will be paid to stay away. All other will be just asked to stay away." Needless to say, the Army is in disarray. Right now the players wished they were in Dallas.