Palmiscno, Comeau Each Score Four in Army Win

The Red Army dominated Play it Again Sports 9-4 last night in Huff-n-Puff action. The Army never trailed in the game. Steve Palmiscno and Kurt Comeau each scored 4 goals with Shawn McMillan tallying the other. It was Palmiscno's first 4 goal game since his days roaming University Park. "It was great to put the puck in the net. This is why I was picked up to play on this team. My agent, Terrell Owens, has taught me everything I know. This team would be win-less without me." Comeau was much more modest about his first career four goal game. "I just want to thank God for the opportunity to play on this team. I can't believe I scored on a penalty shot." Comeau is now 1-47 in his career on penalty shots. Army GM Kevin Kyle stated, "It is about time those 2 did something. Palmiscno was very close to becoming a casualty just like Pac-man Jones. I know he and Jones are very good friends, so he better be on his best behavior." Kyle continued, "Comeau better keep this pace up, he doesn't play in his own end, so he better score or he will get a one way ticket to the Arctic Circle."