Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Marto stays with the Army
Perry Marto was not traded to Bemidji as reported last week. The Army actually inked Marto to a 5 year contract. GM Kevin Kyle said "We just couldn't part with Marto. He has been a valuable part of the Army for 25 years. I think our fan based would have sufffered." Shawn McMillan added, "I can't believe it. Marto gets 5 years for scoring 4 goals this year. I get 2 as the leading scorer. Kevin Kyle needs to retire!" This reporter has found out through governmental channels that Marto couldn't get traded to a Minnesota based team. When Gov. Pawlenty heard of the proposed trade, he called an emergency session of the legislature. The Perry Marto law was past. It will not let Marto stay in the state of Minnesota for more than 5 straight days. If he is found in the state for more than five days he will get deported back to North Dakota. So to save the embarrassment of this interstate situation, the Army signed Marto to the long term deal to keep relations between the two states on an even keel.
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Unbelievable! The guy plays 1/2 of the games this year because of a so called "knee" injury and Kyle still signs him. That must be one hell of a pepperoni bread. Or maybe Kevin just enjoys his company over at Inprints. If he didn't sing him, Marto might not come around and Kevin might have to actually work. 12
I think Kyle is the new Sanford. It is the only explanation I can see that Marto got resigned.19
There's a rumor floating around town that an old Central great wants in the league and the only team he'll play for is The Army. Stay tuned.
Is it Mark Kauk!
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