Army Has Late Game Tonight

With the Army playing at 9:00 pm tonight(EGF BLC Arena), ESPN 8, The Ocho, is planning on covering the game live tonight. Chris Berman said, "With the late start and the extremely cold weather, we just don't want to see the Army Faithful have any troubles trying to get to the game. We are pushing back WPBA bowling 90 minutes to televise this huge game." The Red Army takes on Gerrell's in a game that can put the Army at .500. The cold temps outside will garner some colder temps inside the EGF BLC Arena. "How can I create when my toes are frozen," said Steve Olson. "It will take me until the 3rd period to warm this big body up." Kurt Comeau added, " I just hope I can find my electric socks, I'm not that tough." Mayor Lynn Stauss said, "We will try to do anything we can to make the Army happy. Extra heaters are being brought in. We can't lose the Army, they may actually make the city money. I just hope we can hide it so Pawlenty doesn't take it." Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets if you are dumb enough to come out in this cold weather.