Late game for the Army

The Red Army takes on Caufield's tonight at 8:30 at the Purpur arena. The Army is having a dismal season and not sure if playing for ride is enough. Playing for a long term contract is. Owner Darrell Boucher is ready to void all contracts and start all over. "These guys have 6 weeks to get there act together or some won't be here next year." GM Kevin Kyle said, "The bad thing is, no one else wants to play for us. No one can fit in the jerseys." Coach Paukert is toying with changing up the lineup. "We may have to change the lines and maybe make some position changes to see if that will give us the spark we need. If not, maybe bringing in more beer will help." Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets. There are a lot left!