Army Pounds Gerrell's

The Red Army improved to 1-2-1 with a convincing win over Gerrell's 6-3. The Army controlled to play from beginning to end. Coach Terry Paukert was pleased with the team's effort. "The guys skated 3 periods tonight. Even Bill broke a sweat!" Paukert made a couple of good moves before the game. He took himself and Mike Anderson out of the lineup. Pauert said he is just damn old to play in the ice box called the EGF BLC Arena and Anderson was a healthy scratch. Kurt Comeau addded, "Mike doesn't play and we win. Any correlation???" Anderson wasn't available for comment as rumors has it he was looking for his taser. The Army had balanced scoring though out its lineup. Shawn McMillan, the pick to click, had a goal and a couple of helpers to lead the Army. "I was ready for a break out game. It was nice not having to play with Bill and Marto. I had a lot more room to move out there. And with Mike gone, I knew no one would knock me over." The Only Army player disgusted after the game was Steve Olson. Olson wasn't happy that the Army had to play in such a small rink with barely enough room in the locker rooms for a squirt team. "Baron has got to realize that we are the draw for this league. He needs make money on us. Putting us in a 500 seat arena isn't going to cut it when it comes to the league being profitable. If he and Roachy want to go to Mexico, we need to be in the bigger rinks. We will sell them out," said an irate Olson. Oh by the way, goalie, Josh Gilbertson had 8 saves in the win last night.