No Norman may produce a win!

The Red Army will be without Lance Norman tonight as they take on the Acme at 8:00 at the Eagles Arena. Norman has taken the blame for the current losing streak. "I haven't given 100% the last month. I'm trying to watch my son play and imitate him. I realize that I have to play my game. I have to tripod much harder. so sitting myself down and working in the weight room will help," said Norman. "He just sucks. Why the excuse," quipped Len Boucher. The Army could still be without Mike Anderson. Anderson injured himself while "Trying" to play goalie. "We will all be safer out there if Mike is still on the shelf," said Kurt Comeau. If the Army is going to make a push for a their first league title since 1999, they need to start a streak now. Coach Terry Paukert said, "We had a great week of practice. I have never seen the two Todd's (Palmiscno and Schuamcher) work so hard. I actually think the completed 10% of their passes hit the correct sticks." Palmiscno answered, "I'm so ready for tonight. I think an assist is possible. I think Schmacher will be the best player on the ice." Shawn McMillan added, "For what team. Most of the time Schumacher is our worst enemy." Plenty of tickets are still available at 1-800 REDARMY.