Army falls apart

Another loss for The Army. The Army jumped out to a 2-0 lead on goals from Shawn McMillan and newcomer Wade Anderson but could not hang on for the 5-2 drubbing. Recent call up from The Army's farm system Wade Anderson made an immediate contribution scoring The Army's 1st goal but slowly faded from there and was consequently sent back down. Todd Schumacher quoted, "He was horseshit when I coached him and he's even worse now." Wade Anderson quickly added, "I did everything he taught me. You can figure it out from there." When told he was being sent down, Wade added, "Thank you." Coach Paukert commented, "Obviously our summer conditioning program is not working. We will be spending some time at the park. We can hit the buffet afterwards. " No Marto, Knipe brothers or Mike Anderson gave the team and its fans some hope of winning but it really doesn't matter who plays, this team is just aweful. Stay tuned for next weeks game time.