Be Still Your Hearts, The Army Wins!

The Red Army surprised the hockey world with their 3rd victory of the season. The Army actually dominated in a 4-2 win over Gerrell's. "Anytime we win it is domination," said Len Boucher. The biggest surprise of the night was having both Bill Knipe and Todd Palmiscno score. "Those two haven't scored in the same game since the Reagan Administration," said staunch Republican, Kurt Comeau. The Army did suffer a loss last night when Chad Swendsied pulled a groin muscle on a back check. Sweeeny said, "What the hell am I doing back checking. We have a goalie to make a stop." "And our goalie made 10 saves on the night," said Lance Norman. Norman continued, "It is the most saves he had all year." The Win propels the Army to 3-8-2, bringing up the win percentage to .307. Next weeks game is at 8:15 at the Gambucci Arena against Caulfield's