8:15 game this week!

The Red Army takes on Caulfields Wednesday night at 8:15 at the Grand Forks Blue Line Arena. The win-less Army is looking for their first victory in 11 months. With the late start this week, it doesn't look good. The Red Army was once a storied franchise in the Huff-n-Puff League. But age and a few pounds have caught up to them. Coach Terry Paukert said, "I retired at the right time, I got out when I was still in my prime. These jokers should have retired before me!" All Bill Knipe could say is, "He is probably right and where are we going after the game?" Lance Norman stated, "I haven't reached my prime. I need at least 10 more years." Shawn McMillan was going to say something, but puked after Norman's comment. Plenty of tickets remain for this mammoth tilt. Call 1-800-REDARMY for yours. Every seat is still available.