Last Game tonight!

The biggest game of the Red Army franchise begins at 7:00. Tonight's victim is the Buschwacker. The game is being played at the SOLD OUT Gambucci Arena. Standing room only seats will be on sale 1 hour before the game. Perry Marto, injured most of the year with a hangnail is expected to play tonight. Coach Terry Paukert will be in the lineup playing along side his old partner Todd Schumahcer. Paukert said, "How the hell did I draw the small straw. I quit so I didn't have to play with Schumacher." Sam Schumacher, son of Todd agreed. "My Dad sucks, I'm better than him." The biggest returner is Chad "Pucks-n-Sticks" Hanson. "I just hope I finish 2 shifts without hurting my self," said a reluctant Hanson. What other surprises will you see tonight. Many other former players and coaches are to be at tonight's game. The promotion tonight is if Matt "cupcake" Palmiscno scores, every fan will get a dozen cupcakes as they leave. GM Kevin Kyle said about tonight's game, "When did the army decide to fold. I have 6 new players ready to come in next year." There are still locker room passes available. Please bring your own barf bag! Much more tomorrow!