Will the Army stay undefeated in 2009?

The Red Army takes on Kelly's tonight at 5:45 at the Gambucci Arena. The buzz word around the Huff-n-Puff league is, "who is going to take out Lance Norman?" In a little know codicil of the Huff-n-Puff bylaws, when the management of both teams agree, a bounty can be put on a player. Either team can claim the bounty. So last week when Kelly's Player, Todd Warner place a bounty on the head of Army player Lance Norman, Army management jumped at the opportunity to finally get rid of Norman. "Who cares about the game. If someone takes care of Norman in the first five minutes I will double the bounty," said proud Owner of the Army Darrell Boucher. League officials have told the game officials to look the other way when any action on Norman takes place. Tickets for the game are going fast. Call 1-800-REDARMY for yours. No need to call 911 tonight as Stennes funeral home will be at the game!