Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Can the Army salvage the season?

The Red Army takes on the GFAFB tonight at 7:00 at the Eagles Arena. The Army' play has been abysmal to say the least. Giving up over 20 goals in their last three games. "The only way we will win tonight is not to give up any shots. Gilby can't stop a beach ball," said Perry Marto. "How about score some goals," answered a bewildered Josh Gilbertson. Gilbertson continue, "Most of these guys could throw in in the ocean from a small boat!" Coach Terry Paukert will have to do a little line juggling tonight, as Defensmen Steve Olson will be sitting out after dropping the gloves last week. "We will be ok, our depth at defense is good. I just wished it could have been Palmiscno or Schumacher sitting out." "The worst thing about Oly not playing he will most certainly be the first one at the post game party, there may not be any food left," said a disappointed Bill Knipe. Only 3 weeks left in the season. Don't miss out on some of the cheapest entertainment in town. Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets.

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