Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Game tonight at 5:45

The Red Army takes on Gerrell's tonight at 5:45 at the Gambucci Arena. The game will be televised on FSN with Frank Mazzacco and Doug Woog handling the commentary. Obviously these 2 have nothing else to do after the Gophers got bounced out of the WCHA tourney. The biggest question facing the Army tonight is what to do with Josh Gilbertson. Rumor has it that Gilbertson will be leaving after tonight's game to a goalie concentration camp in Moscow. President Vladimir Putin is not happy with his performance this year and will be training him personally. We are all hoping that Gilby's equipment is bulletproof! A media blackout was announce so no quotes from any of the players, coaches or front office were allowed. The Army is hoping to maybe get 2 more points before the year ends next week, non to soon for this reporter. After a promising first half, the Army has looked like the North Carolina basketball team this year. One can only hope that we can see a better effort next year. In order to get a big crowd into tonight's game. Free beer will be offered to anyone in attendance over the age of 21. Call 1-800-REDARMY for your tickets. There are a lot left!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

20 is out for the year thanks to the flood. Hope you guys can handle it without my skating and scoring prowess. Can't believe the City of EGF couldn't make an exception for the ARMY. Now I have to wait until next year to taze Curt in the locker room. Damn. I bequeath my beer to Norm. 20