Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Will the win come tonight

Sorry for the delay of the Red Army update. Had to take a kid to the doctor this morning. The Army takes on Gerrell's in Huff-n-Puff action tonight at 6:00 at the Grand Forks Blue Line Arena. The Army is 0-3-2 on the season and is struggling scoring goals. Tallying only 11 goals in 5 games. On the bright side the Army has only given up 9 goals in their last three after giving up 11 in the first two. "We lost a lot when Steve Palmiscno went down with a mysterious upper body injury. We haven't been able to fill anyone in on the right side of the Perry Marto and Bill Knipe connection," said Coach Terry Paukert. "I know if Steve had been playing the last three games I would have 8 assist. I'm a play maker and I need a strong right wing. Steve Knipe isn't the answer and neither is Shawn McMillan," screamed a disgusted Perry "Albert Haynesworth" Marto. Steve Palmiscno is blaming his therapist for not allowing him to play. "Lance Norman is my therapist and he just thinks with me out he can get more playing time. I know when I get back he will be riding the pine for quite a while." Everyone on the ice should be safe today as Mike Anderson won't be running into anyone. Call 1-800-REDARMY for tickets for tonight's game.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Swenny is a scratch for tonights tilt as he is nursing an upper body injury after trying to crack Ole's back last week. 44